cup of tea

when u piss in a girls mouth, tea bag her, then add your cum.

mate i gave that bird a good cup of tea last night, its was proper milky

by Smart boy2 March 19, 2009

Cup of Tea

THE GREAT BRITISH ISLES NATIONAL DRINK!!!! GOD SAVE OUR IMORTAL QUEEN!

If you are British and you don't drink tea, I will find you and boil you alive in a massive Cup of Tea

by That friend who likes a fight March 8, 2021

Cup And Saucer

The Cup and Saucer is a very sensual sex position invented by Max. One person sits on the floor with their legs in a butterfly position, while the other crouches in the middle and goes freestyle. It can also be referred to as the CAS. There is no limit as to how many people can do the CAS at one time. It is very popular with party-goers and drama-students.

Max: Hey Zach, want to do some Cup And Saucer with me later?
Zach: Sure thing Max! I think Kieran wants to join.
Max: Sure thing!
Zach: Hey Kieran, do you want to do the CAS with me and Max?
Kieran: Oh yeah! Sounds fun! Count me in!
Max and Zach: Awesome!!!

by Machary Stefkou April 22, 2011

cup check

when ur playing a contact sport and u need to protect ur balls.

the captain of the football team had us run into the woods for practice. but instead of running trails we did cup checks. i tried to run (because i slaped my sweaty cup on dork joe's face and the gave him a wedgie in it) but he ran faster then sat on me and told the entire football team to kick me as hard as they could 10 times otherwise he threatened to take all their cloths and towels while in the showers and throw them out of the locker room naked and to lie when i told. so they all kicked me in the balls and my voice was high for 3 weeks. i couldnt get up and had to run back late. so i had to run the woods again with the captain tied me up and put me in a thong.

by hotty July 7, 2006

cup cake

To talk dirty on the phone or in person

Yeah girl you know you want this dick all inside you. I want to suck on your titties. etc.

by Heather aka Mo July 30, 2005

Cup-Cake

rubbing ones ass (either covered by clothes or uncovered) onto an unfortunate persons face

"Last night when your mum was sleeping I totally Cup-caked on her!"

"Even when I told Tim STFU he kept talking, so I Cup-caked him"

by mushwizz June 22, 2009

Cup head

best game ever

cup head and mug man

by the best guy with a huge pp February 7, 2018