Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).
"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."
by BananaGeorge March 5, 2010

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.
-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007

by Dr.JT February 23, 2011

by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 14, 2019

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.
When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023

by ratdad67 February 12, 2019
