Courtesy Dick

When a movie or TV show with frequent nudity will throw in a dick scene every once in awhile to appease the female viewers.
BF: Eww, you didn't tell me there was going to be a naked dude in this movie!
GF: Ok seriously, we've seen like 50 boobs already. About time they threw in some courtesy dick.
by snail_trail March 19, 2018
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courtesy-sidestep

Refers to where you hastily "make like a crab" when ambling along the road or down a long aisle/hallway and observe someone warily approaching with an extra-wide/bulky "item in tow", such as if a person is wheezingly lugging one or more large humongously-bulging sacks/bundles in his arms, or if a vehicle is pulling an extra-wide trailer; the "courtesy" notation implies that you intentionally move aside considerably farther than is actually necessary for safely allowing the person to get by you; your purpose is to ensure that the trepidatious cargo-transporter can feel totally confident and non-apprehensive about passing by your position.
I always make sure to perform the courtesy-sidestep whenever I see someone approaching who needs extra room to pass, especially if there is a wall, line of parked vehicles, or other currently-immovable object at the side of the road that the person is having to actively avoid. And I also find that I can acceptably do so even if there are other folks present beside the road, as well... even if several people are also standing next to the wall --- like a bunch of huge burly D.O.T. guys at a road-repair-construction site --- I have never been griped at for just unceremoniously squinching myself right up against/among them till the extra-bulky vehicle has passed; I guess it's kinda understood that personal space/boundaries get temporarily "collapsed" or "suspended" when safety is at stake.
by QuacksO August 19, 2018
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courtesy carol

The hooker you meet at your local patty's diner, who is courteous enough to give you a small fry with a 10 cent BJ.
Bob: "I went to patty's the other day"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"
by kacissA July 17, 2008
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Courtesy flush

Having sex with a woman and finishing inside her then peeing in them to flush out the cum
Cory told me that last night he totally courtesy flushed Miranda over a stolen bar glass and drank it.
by Evil eye ankle braclet January 04, 2025
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courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.
Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush
by Overstored Milk March 08, 2024
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courtesy nudes

Sending nudes out of the courtesy of your heart.
Dude, my ex sent me courtesy nudes.
by jimmyneutron789 December 28, 2016
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Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.
(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)
by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019
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