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conspiracyhypotheticus

In short: someone who keeps open the possibility that there is a conspiracy. However there is more to it: a professional conspiracyhypotheticus takes both the risks and the severeness of the consequences into account. This results in a simple analytic outcome in the form of four quadrants.

The most critical quadrant of these is the one that multiplies the risk of the hypothesis that there would be indeed a conspiracy going on times the true impact of the respective consequences for those people who will have to live with those consequences. This is especially the case if the consequences are not reversible and/or not viable for neutralization of their effects.
In case vaccines for viral & malicious biological agents that cause potentially more damage to the patients there is absolutely no moral ground for government agencies to make such vaccines mandatory including indirect mandates such as exclusion for the public transport system for the non-vaccinated ones. This abstract reasoning makes the importance of taking into account very unlikely arguments within a critical & professional discussion very well defined. Therefore any conspiracyhypotheticus of the reasonable and serieus type deserves not only respect, but als an appropriate amount of courtosy because the social & reputational risk of being ridiculed must be compensated.
by EndgamePuncher January 2, 2021
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conpiracy

n. pl. conpiracies

1. An agreement by pirates to perform acts against a specific target.
2. A series of acts performed by conpirates.
3. Law; an agreement between two or more pirates to commit a crime or accomplish a legal purpose through illegal action.
4. A joining or acting together on a pirate ship, underneath the crow's nest, as if by sinister design.
1. The men sailing under the Jolly Roger conpirated to sack the coastal town.

2. In the port of Tortuga, conpiracies abound, as drunkards stagger the streets thinking illogically.

3. Hook and Smee enlisted Tinker Bell's help, creating the most menacing and powerful conpiracy in all of Neverland.

4. The conpiracing of the boatswain and the cook to overthrow the captain never seemed to lead anywhere.
by Not_Adam April 5, 2010
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Conspiracising

The ginger Welsh version of “conspiring” used primarily for the illiterate melts. To plot or make secret plans.
Tom: *whispers* “Hannah, steal James’ money”

James: “oi stop conspiracising”
by Legokillsfeet June 3, 2018
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Conspiracism

An obsessive ideology in which everything is a part of a conspiracy, or multiple conspiracies.
The Republican Party is infested with conspiracism.
by RookBooks January 30, 2021
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conspiracing

My parents hid my phone the second I parted with it to see how I reacted. They were conspiracing.
by Toolow4u2c April 8, 2022
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qonspiracy

Any QOP conspiracy theory either completely baseless, or based on alternative facts.

plural: Qonspiracies
Trump's claim of a stolen election claims was a complete qonspiracy that was laughed out of court when brought to trial.
by anonymous June 10, 2023
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