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condom pooper

Someone who receives anal sex and forgets about the condom inside them. They poop out the condom the next day and become a "condom pooper"
Tim fucked Jason so hard last night the condom came off. This morning Jason was feeling a bit weird, went poop and out came the condom. He's such a condom pooper.
by BoyDynamite March 25, 2007
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Condom Chaos

When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.
Last night, the people in the room above mine had an all night condom chaos party.
by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005
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condom slip

when a child who is a accident is created when the semen slips out of the condom or the condom goes up and the semen slips into the vagina.
i never new evyn was a condom slip.
by evyn hajas December 23, 2005
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Condom Queef

When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.
My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !
by ::samantha:: October 15, 2009
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Condom Crinkle

The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".
Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.
by MadMikey May 16, 2013
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condom shop

the act of going to any retail location that sells condoms and shop around to see which ones you would like to purchase
i went to Walgreens the other day to condom shop so i would have protection for my amazing weekend with my girlfriend.
by carltonsteel August 5, 2010
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condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.
Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!
by Halevi January 8, 2019
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