Similar to the Kyan, Colton’s are playful and rowdy. What sets them apart is that they are rather small and sarcastic. They prefer fighting larger names.
by A friendly wirus December 12, 2018
Get the Coltonmug. Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023
Get the colton turnermug. colton is a complete asshole who will ghost you for a hoe. he will break your heart after you went through so much together. When his side hoes leave him he will come running back to you and act like he never left you.
by sadgirl112233 December 9, 2019
Get the coltonmug. The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023
Get the Colton hollandmug. The guy who's very caring and artistic, yet Intelligent and has a thick wall that is difficult to get past - once you do however, he treats you like you're important and he sees through all the superficial bullshit to the inner you and celebrates that 'you'.
Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.
You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.
He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.
The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.
I miss him.
Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.
You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.
He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.
The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.
I miss him.
"I'm such a moron, I screwed up and now Colton has moved on without me.
Or
" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
Or
" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
by IshouldhaveSHUTUP May 22, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. A type of person that would make you feel like the world revolves around you and makes others happy falls for people way to easy and always gets his heart broke but at the end of the day makes everyone smile but then comes home to him not being happy but nobody cares when he is sad so he just bundles it up and hides it until it comes out and the he gets made fun of
Colton is so annoying
by Big sad g June 1, 2020
Get the Coltonmug.