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Chocolate Cocaine

The act of snorting cocaine out of, NOT off of, one's ass hole. Said cocaine will become covered with shit thus causing it to look like chocolate too an extent.
Fuckboi #1 "Duuuuuuuuuuude I just did some chocolate cocaine"
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuuude that's like hella rad man!!! How did it feel?"
Fuckboi #1 *before he responds begins violently throwing up BECAUSE HE SNORTED COCAINE OUT OF A GIRLS ASSHOLE and subsequently dies from choking on his sick*
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuude looks like you fucked up man"
by The Real Academic July 28, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate Cocainemug.

Robbie Cocaine

You: My favorite Harry Potter character besides Harry himself is Fagrid.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.
by gregben October 16, 2022
mugGet the Robbie Cocainemug.

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.
I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.
by Masterbator May 13, 2014
mugGet the smurfing cocainemug.

dirty cocaine

I’m joking, it’s not a real ting sry😐…lol
Neither do I, I was talking about dirty cocaine
by ionknowimadeforajoke December 17, 2021
mugGet the dirty cocainemug.

Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"
"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"
by deathsquirts May 8, 2021
mugGet the Cocaine Piratemug.

cocaine kirby

a person who sniffs so much cocaine, so as to be comparable to kirby but with cocaine
your new nickname is cocaine kirby because you sniff so much fucking cocaine
by anon49939939392 September 17, 2023
mugGet the cocaine kirbymug.

Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch
It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.
by Misha420 December 25, 2020
mugGet the Russian Cocainemug.

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