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choke hole

The hole in the side of a marijuana pipe's bowl. More commonly known as the carb hole. After smoke has built up in the piece a smoker removes her thumb from the choke to take the hit.
1. You've got a good hit built up in the chamber, take your thumb off the choke!

2. When I want to res-rip a piece, I suck the flame through the choke hole, and use the bowl as the choke.
by Fade-Ra March 23, 2016
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choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.
Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?
by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013
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gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.
The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.
by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017
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Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017
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Choke on a nickel

Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.
Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.
by Chokeonanickel April 3, 2022
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choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.
Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.
by Sajakain December 12, 2022
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Choke the Ghost

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.
"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"
by Kitnix March 29, 2015
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