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Chili Bowl 

When two people link assess and shit onto each other at the same time creating a huge mess for someone to eat. Hence...the chili bowl.
Jamie and Todd made a nasty chili bowl last night for Julie to eat.
Chili Bowl by ToeFarts June 14, 2010

Chili Dick 

A red bumpy dick caused by any number of stds. Or just anything abonrmal on your dick such as a rash caused by wankin it with no lotion.
Robbie fucked to many of those hood rats and now hes got dat chili dick, chuch
Chili Dick by Eric, Cody January 13, 2008

chili dog 

noun:
1. one who is a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit. See Mollye.
2. a dump taken on one's chest.

verb:
1. the act of being pwned or screwed over.
2. the act of being a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit.
3. the act of taking a dump on someone's chest.
That fat bitch is so lazy, she's such a chili dog.

Dude, you just lost one of your lives, you just got chili dogged!

Stop sitting outside Orlando Bloom's house and cutting yourself, you are straight chili dogging!

She squatted over him and chili dogged.
chili dog by flandersluvsmollye December 9, 2008

chili blasted 

diarrhea of the mouth.

Talking to much
damn boy don't chili blasted me with all that info.
chili blasted by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009

chili tacoing 

(verb) Defecating on one's mammaries and then commencing to grind the mammaries with the source of the defecation's vagina. Comparible to chili dogging, however exclusive to female genitalia capabilites.

"Gerald's mom is chili dogging their cat, Thump. No, wait, that would be chili tacoing, no?"

chili tacoing by Phineas P. Gage December 4, 2007

Chili Ring 

Being so homosexual that, during vaginal intercourse with a female, the male must pull out then insert himself into her anus in order to reach climax.
Seth couldn't blow his load fucking the bitch from behind, so he sneaked in a chili ring.
Chili Ring by Dastardly Dan July 11, 2009