noun:
1. one who is a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit. See Mollye.
2. a dump taken on one's chest.
verb:
1. the act of being pwned or screwed over.
2. the act of being a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit.
3. the act of taking a dump on someone's chest.
That fat bitch is so lazy, she's such a chili dog.
Dude, you just lost one of your lives, you just got chili dogged!
Stop sitting outside Orlando Bloom's house and cutting yourself, you are straight chili dogging!
(verb) Defecating on one's mammaries and then commencing to grind the mammaries with the source of the defecation's vagina. Comparible to chili dogging, however exclusive to female genitalia capabilites.
"Gerald's mom is chili dogging their cat, Thump. No, wait, that would be chili tacoing, no?"