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champagne woman

1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)
charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga
by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024
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Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.
1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
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Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
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champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.
Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.
by neenee5 October 28, 2015
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Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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Champagne Hoe

When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.
When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"
by champagnehoe June 15, 2013
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