Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.
Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.
by Hogie1975 July 08, 2011
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Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage
“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant
by Applebottomtop November 06, 2022
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Chocolate Candle

Giving someone a “chocolate candle” refers to a sexual act where one partner opens the anal cavity wide enough to fill with body-safe candle wax, usually during other forms of wax play.
My wife isn’t great in the kitchen, but she sure knows how to give me a great chocolate candle.
by Rattiegirl1 October 20, 2024
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A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
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Candling

Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.
by Magba June 15, 2022
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Votive candle

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
by Kuehlstein March 03, 2018
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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
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