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Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"
Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.
by hpyman August 29, 2009
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Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
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Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.
"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."
by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011
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Butthole of the North

n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.
"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.
by Gagaohlala October 8, 2014
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Dilated Butthole

A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.
I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.
by warwagon1979 October 7, 2020
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slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.
Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.
by fgwg2 December 3, 2015
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Large butthole

A male who has a lot of gay anal sex
Trevor Carrillo
by The Nibba Posse January 20, 2019
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