Butchers

HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.

Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

Butcherelli

A noun, meaning: the act of sitting on the toilet and having an epic masturbation session all while taking a shit at the same time.

Can also be called an Auto-bumpkin

Guy 1: “Hey brutha, where is Shawn?”
Guy2: “Get comfy bro.. he’s in the middle of taking another Butcherelli. We won’t be leaving for a while!”

by Silver719 December 21, 2024

Butcher

Jonah’s attempt at Toby keith

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after Jonah butchered courtesy of the Red White and Blue

by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025

butcher

That one KA singin toby Keith

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after that God awful attempt at Courtesy of the Red White and Blue by Jonah. Butchered

by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025

Butcher of New Harbor

A guy who walks around New Harbor looking like a caveman Ts, and slashing everyone with a cleaver.

Employee 1 : Yeah hear about that crazy Butcher Pete?
Employee 2 : Yeah but you haven't seen nothing yet until you've seen The Butcher of New Harbor.

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

sly butcher

A homosexual man who engages in anal sex (i.e. he takes meat in through the back door), also implying that he does so secretly.

I always did think that Prime Minister a bit of a sly butcher.

by Gruntyface July 14, 2010