Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

dr. burrito

When your doctor touches your nurse, in a mexican way.

In experienced my first Dr. Burrito in the restroom at Aunt Chiladas.

by Nurse H.H. Chilada October 22, 2008

Burrito Buster

A slang term to describe a person's asshole.

-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food

that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.

-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.

Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s July 21, 2020

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

Burrito dick

A slur defining a trans masc genitals

Jessica transitioned and got a burrito dick lmao

by yuumit August 7, 2023

Sexy burrito

The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone

“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”

by Tivuq February 20, 2018

Dirty Burrito

The act of having anal with a partner while balancing a burrito on (her/his) back and eating set burrito till it's all gone

""Hey jerry Im thinking of having a burrito tonight so I'm giving my special girl a dirty burrito""

by Big Daddy1919 June 15, 2016