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Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus)

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)
1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)
by Gregorium Brahek III August 8, 2010
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Whammy Burning

Whammy Burning is the art of making love with such vigour that the friction causes pubic hair to smoulder and occasionaly ignite.

Whammy Burning can be used as an alternative hair removal technique.
"Hi love, do you fancy some whammy burning tonight.?"
by Rich Kempa January 16, 2008
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burning angel

Burning Angel is a community of punk rock girls that model nude. It's a little more extreme and sexy than other alternative porn sites yet stays classy. Not only do they model but they make movies and dance at concerts. You can find them at burningangel.com
by Jenni June 20, 2006
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burning backflip

A type of joint or spliff rolled using the backroll method, but finished off by using a lighter to burn off the excess paper, rather than ripping or cutting.

A proper urning backflip (otherwise known as an ultimate burning backflip) can only be performed if the excess paper is lit near to the roach, then held pointing upwards, so that the paper burns upwards, like a wick on a stick of dynamite, all the way up to the end (which should have been loosely twisted). at this point if your timing is perfect, you can twist the joint, point it downwards and begin to toke on it. if you have done it just right you will be able to spark the spliff from the original fire caused by the burning off paper.

you can see that then name burning back flip comes from 1) the backroll and 2) the motions the joint makes as you light/toke it. not only does this look cool but it is also a nicer smoke, as you have removed excess paper that you would have been inhaling
me: "i just busted the ultimate burning backflip man! all that practice paid off!"
dude: "gnarly bro! you must be a professional stoner!"
by Olly J April 23, 2006
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Icarus Burning

A band that had Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely in it from The Midnight Beast. They played what most consider rock music, but also played slower songs. This band is long broken up, but you can still find some of their music on youtube. They didn't make it far, but if you wish to see newer bands by some of the band members you can listen to The Midnight Beast or Chapters. Their name also is a joke about Icarus from greek mythology. Icarus's father made him fake wings and he flew too close to the sun and burned up.
1. OMG Icarus Burning is an amazing band, don't you think?!

2. Did you know Stefan from Icarus Burning was from several other bands? Such as, The Clik Clik, The Midnight Beast, Chapters, and Perfect People?
by A Major TMB fan! September 15, 2010
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burdingly

large breasts that get in the way of the owners way of life, by causing distraction to others around and by sheer bounciness. can also be refered to as burdinglies. :)
o bollocks my burdingly chest is in the way so i cant give you a great big hug trav.
by fattrav July 11, 2005
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burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007
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