Penny Penny Breadbags

A strange eyed mutant that rides a penny farthing, whilst eating sandwhichs out of breadbags.

If you call it's name you must hide otherwise the mutant will go insane with rage!

Xmen Mutant level 5

Timmy: hey, penny penny breadbags!

Penny penny breadbags: whattt!?!?!

Timmy's head has be decapitated

by The derek johnson June 8, 2009

sad as bread

Being upset and sad to the state where you're compared to bread. Bread is soft and when you're sad as bread you're being soft

Robby was sad as bread after finding out her Bestfriend fucked her dad

by bbandobad January 10, 2017

bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

beerdick

The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.

I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.

by flypina July 13, 2006

Colonial Bread

Money. Bread is another word for money, and colonial bread is referring to the people on the money.

Young Jeezy: Slices stacked up, I got colonial bread.

by baudday April 27, 2009

Anal Bread

When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.

Male: Yo im hungry
Female: Get the anal bread

by Anal Bread Connoisseur March 23, 2019

Lets Get This Bread

Basically when you wake up and you want to hustle you say “lets get this bread” a shorter way to say it is “lgtb”

Good morning y’all lets get this bread 😤

by I created this word first M.B October 27, 2018