Simon Binglesmart

the most amazing person ever! he is so cool he watc h lanky box and everything

guy 1: i hate Simon Binglesmart
guy 2: i raped your sister

by Simon Binglesmart July 23, 2022

spondongculous bingletonius

The power of the infinite quandale so to speak it contains fortnite sussy balls and kids, obimas , amongus and other such important relics - it can also be eaten to increase ball control (sus) and your stamina (sus).

hey guys you heard about spondongculous bingletonius today? No? You guys should totally take a bunch from your local walmart employees skull

by Mega pro (sijo) October 12, 2022

Zoinger Boingers

a word that is used to describe something crazy

Woah dude that's zoinger boingers

by Bababuki January 30, 2023

mo bingle

Referring to the underside of the testicular region

Shorty busted it down and ate my mo bingle

by Joseph dinglton March 13, 2023

Shoulda’ Bongled

A slang term used when someone sneezes as an alternative to “bless you.” Bongled coming from the Old English word “to suppress,” which originally was only meant to refer to sneezes.

“ACHOOO!” - James
“Shoulda’ bongled” -Salazar

by FranceEnjoyer March 21, 2024

Jingle bingle

An advanced form of teabagging wherein the individual, having previously inserted their testicles into their anus, approach the suspect with their pants removed, place their rear end to the suspects face, and with a swift motion after exclaiming, 'jingle bingle!', tug their genitalia as to eject the testicals from their asshole. The act is intended for the testicals to swing and strike the suspect's face. The process commonly includes projected fecal matter resulting in conjunctivitis.

Mike thought of pulling a jingle bingle on Joe, but the thought of everyone having pink eye persuaded him.

by Tone-The-Bome April 30, 2024

fanny bingle

a fanny bingle is what tou call a fat woman with lots of flabs

Jake is a fanny bingle

by ballfondler42 December 9, 2024