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My Friend likes to date BMW, cause there is more for him to love.
BMW by The real BMW January 14, 2010
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Below minimum wage. An adjective describing any loser or failure.
BMW Mike got fired...again.
BMW by Brili July 22, 2010
That chick is shaped like a potatoe...she definitely has a BMW
BMW by bigsean1995 May 3, 2009
A generally clingy person. They often like to stalk you and constantly text/call/social network/ you. They think that they are your best friend for life, when really you want to push them down the stairs. They are usually not attractive in any way, and think they are hot stuff.
Bob: Dude quick its a bmw!
Bill: Oh no!
Bmw: HEYYYYYY GUYSSS! *creepy smile*
Bob&Bill: uhh hi gotta go.

Bmw: AWWWH YOU GUYS ILL CALL U LATER.
bmw by xxxxxxxxxx_x January 7, 2010
I bagged a bmw last nite! Dude, imagine a huge burrito with just a little bit of meat in it!
bmw by manny fresco July 11, 2009
Black man's weiner, big mexican woman, or bavarian motor works.
Ex. (A)
Johnny Racist: Go suck a BMW!
Toolbag Friend of Johnny's: Ha ha!
Ex. (B)
Johnny Racist: Is that an earthquake, or just a BMW walking by?
Bystander: DOUCHEBAG!
Ex. (C)
Gearhead: Hey, look a BMW M5 with a type 4 body kit and chrome spinners!
Bystander: Nice car.
BMW by k.t.m. December 3, 2009