Brown bishop

To shake someone's hand after you've had your finger poke through toilet paper. Not usually done for real, just spoken to disgust your victim.

Dude, smell your hand. I just gave you a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 November 7, 2007

Rusty Bishop

Similar to a rusty trombone except when performed by an alter boy on a clergyman.

When the nun smelled Billy’s breath she knew he gave the good father a rusty bishop.

by Dirty_Train December 14, 2008

greasing the bishop

To masturbate

Johnny's mom walked in on him while he was greasing the bishop.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.

No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

by Yakla Poshib May 2, 2010

Chronic bishop rage

Fast, intense masturbation usually occuring when nearing climax, also when extremly turned on by someone/something and urgency is required! masturbation

When i was round johnny's house i saw his hot mom getting changed through a gap in the door, nobody was about so i had to do some chronic bishop rage to avoid being caught!

by Richard.c May 15, 2003

bopping the bishop

masturbating

Don't let me catch you bopping the bishop ever again, boy!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

choking the bishop

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006