If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

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There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

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Bifter

The rocks or spots of bare ground that appear when a ski-slope gets worn out from over use, or excessive basting.

Watch out for those bifters!

by Sjin June 18, 2013

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binted bogos

A type of bogos which is binted
An action (any)
This word can be used for ANYTHING.

This binted bogos tastes nice
I binted your bogos

by BintedBogos1 April 27, 2022

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binder stomp

The act of purposely destroying someone's binder by jumping on it and destroying the rings. It's often done to piss soemone off or to get back at them for what they did to you.

Joe: I got binder stomped again!
Steve: That's the third time this week!

by Buzzerbeater27 December 2, 2010

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Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 April 16, 2012

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