bullshit

an insignificant excuse

That's bullshit to say you can't pay your bills because you're never home.

by Gerard Irick October 12, 2011

that bullshit

something that is messed up, wrong, not right, or f'd up.

What the hell, brosef? Those people get to go to the front of the line, and i'm here waiting for an hour just because they got the Six Flags flash pass. Thats that bullshit.

by R Rog September 21, 2006

Complete utter bullshit

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.

person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.

by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016

Gary Bullshit

A man of simple intelect, who embelishes inane shat to gain favour and sympathy

Ooh check him out hes a right gary bullshit

by El Badass February 28, 2009

Bullshitologist

1. One who is an expert in bullshit.
2. A person, group or organization that applies bullshit as a primary method of communication.
3. A politician, celebrity or entertainer who expresses their opinion on social or economic issues.

The nations top Bullshitologist said, "If you like your doctor and your health plan, you can keep your doctor or your health plan, period".

by Another doubting Thomas November 19, 2013

Bullshitting

If someone is bullshitting you, they are lying to you. Bullshit is an enhanced way to say 'lie.' Bullshitting is a different form, turning the meaning into 'Lying.'

"Larry, don't bullshit me! I know you were at a party last night!"
Larry is bullshitting with the excuse of going to the library.

by YOURESELLINGCHOCOLATE January 20, 2015

Bullshit Man

A superhero who can detect ball shit up too 1million miles away

"i think your lying"
In flys bullshit man

"thats bullshit fucking bullshit

by knobberballs February 18, 2015