Brokeback Ballard

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.

I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.

by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023

Being a Bella

Being a Bella is to be clumsy and/or use an unnecessary amount of 'umm's and 'ahhs'. Originates from the books/movies The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer and refers to Bella Swan.

Person 1: "Did you see Hannah earlier? She fell on the stairs."

Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"

OR

Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"

Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"

by darceygemie May 5, 2013

William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner

Winning at life rn
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head

No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.

by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021

belladrama

over-the-top melodrama, brought on by one's own stupid actions that is so painfully obnoxious everyone wants to injure you for acting that way. Named for Bella Swan of the Twilight series, who constantly puts herself in ridiculous situations and can't think herself out of a cardboard box.

"Do I love my boyfriend that I've been ridiculously in love with for over a year, or do I love the emotionally manipulative guy who is waiting in the wings that I think of as just a friend? Oh God, choices! I feel just like a Jane Austen character/Juliet!"
"I hate you and your belladrama so fucking much."

by Stephanie "Cockblock" Meyers October 23, 2008

Ballarat Cravat

Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.

Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.

"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"

"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"

by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012

Bella Hadid

A supermodel; The most beautiful woman in the world ; Angel ; a pure soul

Oh to be like Bella hadid!

by Babybelsfan January 9, 2021

Bella Honey

The girl who is gorgeous & has the talent, the brain and the body. A girl who commands attention wanted or unwanted, but is still sweet, confident, anti-stuck-up, and lovable.

Guy 1: Damn, she is sexii, and she goes to Harvard!?!

Guy 2: Fo Sho, That's my Bella Honey.

by Brittany Spankers May 7, 2007