bettering

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate

Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”

by saucyBdog August 19, 2019

Betterder

When things are better than better

Kyle, you made this piece of cake betterderby adding nuts.

by step4tac August 31, 2021

Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022

My better is better

The new slogan for Nike. the commercials are a tad annoying.

Person #1: Did you hear the new slogan for nike?
Person #2: You mean, "My better is better?"
Person #1: Yeah, I hate that
Person #2: It's annoying

by doodieloverrrrrr March 30, 2008

Brother Beater

A mag light used by the police to beat black people when they can't follow simple orders.

Get on the ground nigger or I'll you with my brother beater!

by clockwise steve February 21, 2009

Rota Beater

A beat up, full of scratches, guaranteed not to be broke in or stollen, piece of crap, cheap, for use only while in the Rota, Spain area because if you drive it further you may not make it back, old Spanish car, truck, van or moto.

beater lemon rota beater

by yessika etc November 25, 2011

Cheer Beater

The exact opposite of a cheerleader. Makes everyone around him/her feel gloomy and depressed. Usually wears clothes from Hot Topic and has a couple nose rings.

"She is such a Cheer Beater, literally she literally made the whole Football team literally cut off their dicks, literally"-Any girl from this Generation

by JustForLaughs :D March 17, 2015