personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Never leave a man behind

When someone starts drinking a drink and doesnt finish it. this is said to remind them to finish it.
started by Gabby's friend Bob's brother. Nobody actually says it, but Gabby seems to think so.

Bob: well im done with this drink.
Gabby: its not finished... NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND! ahahahahahah! im funny,
Bob: shut up you fucking mexican.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Narrow Behind

Narrow behind is what ignorant, ghetto males and females call a butt, or booty, or ass, or rear, or whatever word you use for the muscle you use to sit.

"Sit yo narrow behind down!"

Is the same as:

"Sit down now!"

by JingleBellSongsAllDayLong March 9, 2009

Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy March 1, 2012

peaches behind the pole

code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper

that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!

by tech stine January 2, 2009

miles behind

If you don't know you'r already miles behind

"Your not exactly streets behind your more miles behind"

by Barfing January 20, 2015

smiling behind the wheel

To masturbate while driving

Dave: Yo, where's Lance?

Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.

Tetsuo: Dang yo!

by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014