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browser beating

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!
by lordjulius May 17, 2009
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Ronnie Benton

The type of ginger who loves to stick in in his dog (dave) and suck his nob while the swat team are trying to stop him.
1 hahaha i bet your like ronnie benton, your a nonce.

2 you look like ronnie benton, a skinny bully victim jew that loves eating bread and fucking dave on a daily
by PULL OUT RONNIE HES A DOG February 13, 2018
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the devil is beatin his wife

slang term for weather condition when it is raining and the sun is shining at the same time
Jack and Jill walk outside:
Jack: Looks like the devil is beatin his wife.
Jill: Yea I think its so pretty when its raining and the sun is shining at the same time.
by shellfacenb11 December 3, 2010
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beaten up

When someone loses a fight or gets really hurt by another person
I just beaten up Jeff and his lip bled
by ThatOneGuyCalledT November 8, 2015
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.
He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.
by MateoP April 1, 2008
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Braton

A smart person who is very logic and can be very protective of friends and family. He is also very loving and charming to the ladies.
by Copperhead January 17, 2017
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