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Breaking it out to early

A personal habit, physical ability, quirkiness or bit of personal information that may be accepted even endearing if you know someone well. But can be creepy, revolting or tasteless when you just met them.
COOPERSTOWN, NY—Double-jointed man Stephen Rothkowitz's first date with Lois Hiller, 30, was irrevocably derailed when the 29-year-old process server prematurely demonstrated his ability to bend his thumb all the way back to his wrist, witnesses reported Tuesday. "There seemed to be a lull in their conversation, and then he just started yanking his thumb around," said patron David Cantrall, who was seated adjacent to Rothkowitz's table at the D&R; Steakhouse. "He didn't even preface it with something like, 'Hey, guess what I can do?'" Rothkowitz was reportedly unable to salvage the evening by shooting milk out of his eye. He was breaking it out to early.
* The Onion
by viachicago October 27, 2011
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Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.
Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating
by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010
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Koala Bearing

When your friend is so drunk he must cling to you with legs and arms like a Koala bear to stay upright
Guy 1..."I don't remember the concert at all last night."
Guy 2..."Yeah, you were koala bearing my ass all night."
by T.E.B June 21, 2019
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jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."
Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?
by John Testes November 22, 2007
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breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island
That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!
by randall December 9, 2003
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Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
by FelixM13 September 9, 2009
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Fur-bearing trout

A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.
That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!
by Jeffrey Hicken January 3, 2007
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