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basketball bum

Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.
Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016
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EXTREME BASKETBALL

Basket ball taken to the extreme, sort of a mixture of Rugbee and football and basketball, anything goes.
Frankie:Hey Miguel lets play EXTREME BASKETBALL.

Miguel:OK lets go....AHHHHHHHHRRRRGGHHHH!
by Frankie Diaz January 12, 2007
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Frito Basketball

A sport so intense that the graphic nature of it cannot be dictated properly by words alone. It can only be witnessed for one to truly grasp the concept.

The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.

The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.

Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.

USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!

Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
Brittany had an unfair advantage at frito basketball! She wore glasses and a turtleneck shirt!
by go_diego_go November 8, 2010
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college basketball

Super good base for going to NBA afterwards...

LOOK AT LeBron James #23 ! ! !
He has a Nike Contract of 100million$
I mean dude!! Let's all play ball, and get into college, the rest is up to you :)

(too bad i live in belgium and there is no college Bballin :( )
Person X : yo did you see James slam it home yesterday?
Person Y: Fo Sure!! I'm bound to be drafted next season by NBA
Person X: NO way man, where can i sign up for college basketball?
Person Y: *sigh*
by G G G G G G August 17, 2006
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american basketball

American basketball consists of tall white and black people in other words have fun getting mushroom stamped in the face by USA you fucking Russians
I love American basketball they say Americans jump so high you get a mouth full of dick
by The biggest man alive October 4, 2016
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Basketball

A name used to define a particularly round white chick, whom typically is surrounded by gentlemen who posses a bronze hue to their skin tone.
What's up with Chelsea these days?

Ahh, man she kind of turned into a basketball.

Hmmm...I wonder why she only dates black dudes, now.

I guess she just likes the way they play the game, man.
by TD22 January 5, 2014
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basketball guy

Wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. Wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the shit, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. Also all have a love for rap
by SWAGyoLO January 19, 2015
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