Barnegat

A town where most kids start drinking and smoking at the age of 10-11. the "cool" thing to do is come home from school rush out to the skatepark thats right smack in the middle of the town, on friday & saturday night you can find our whole high school at half off applebees. all of us have known each other since the age of 5 when we started elementary school. most girls are sluts and will give it up to pretty much anyone that wants it. the guys all they want are the trashy girls. our school system is supid and they give us school when all the other schools in our county dont. the only thing to do in this town is drink, most parents supply their kids with pot and beer every single weekend. this town is quite small but big, everything gets around in the matter of hours and everyone knows everyone elses life storys. two wawa less then five mins apart. there is nothing to do in this town, pretty much if you dont drive; you dont have a life.

Jon: want to go do something?

Paige: wtf is there to do in barnegat

by TLPM January 25, 2010

Barnes'n

When you are highly crafty at bull shitting people.

Example: You never graduated college but you bull shitted people into thinking you did and you somehow bull shit them into asking you to speak at a Commencement ceremony for a large and well-respected university.

Would you stop Barnes'n me asshole! I know you never received your Bachelor's degree.

by Yep it's me June 16, 2008

The Star-Spangled Banner

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song.

It's also the one song when can tell a distinct difference in singing talent between vocal/musical legends who have proven themselves time and again and teen popstars when they sing it at football games or anywhere else.

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song. It's also the "sorting hat" in the vocalist world.

Whitney Houston, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix guitar Vietnam message...hell, even Mariah Carey.

VS

Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, etc.

by Mai Valentine December 15, 2010

barney

A small-town, provincial putz of a policeman. The name represents "Barney Fife", the bumbling, inept deputy sherfiff from the "Andy Griffith Show." The typical small-town Barney is a doughnut-chomping fat bastard whose only purpose is to write as many speeding tickets and seat belt "safety" violations to out-of-town licence plated cars as humanly possible. This daily pattern continues until the barney has padded his resume sufficiently to move on to a real job far from the provincial putzville which was his first job for a couple of years. The outrageous pattern of excessive ticket-writing also works in the favor of the inbred, corrupt, fuck-headed town officials who reap an obscene profit from the fine largesse. This, in turn, self justifies the continuance of the salary for the Barney. This pattern is particularly effective in towns which are so ridiculously quiet and small that an actual "law enforcement officer" has no substantive reason to be on the public payroll. The next time you are pulled over in some backward Hooterville for driving 4 MPH over the posted limit, remember where your fine money is going.

Damn, Frank was only going 27 in the 25 zone but the Barney pulled him over anyway!

by Frank Klaune April 25, 2005

barney

Big, dark to purple penis.

I gave her barney last night and she loved it.

by Panfilo Seisnueve June 13, 2008

The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of spading or nutering your dog or cat and/or the act of a male being publicly embarresed by female

Jon was given the Bob Barker Treatment from his girlfriend Summer.

by Schon Carr November 20, 2007

barnesville

(n.) known for potato days.

full of cheap whores and fine liquor.

taylor trickle is an inhabitant here.

"hey man, wanna go to barnesville?"

"nah, i've got enough std's already"

by daisies11638702935 June 14, 2009