Chris Barnes

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.
Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!
by Dasher10 August 19, 2008
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fire barn

a fire station that hugely resembles a barn
"The fire barn throws hoppin Halloween parties"
by Angie November 12, 2004
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A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).
by Brett Barnes May 09, 2006
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Paint the Barn

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.
I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.
by A. J. Cockandballs September 21, 2007
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Barn Ass

Occurs when one's ass has the scent as pungent and diabolical as a Barn full of rotten shit. This is also known as stage 4 swamp ass. You can obtain this by neglecting your general hygiene for several days.
This kid next to me stinks! He must have Barn Ass

He must have Barn Ass again, he needs to learn to wipe.
by UncleRicky69 November 25, 2016
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barn squat

an abandoned barn that mostly bums live in or kids go to to smoke weed
Ted:"Yo zach, wanna go chill in the barn squat?"
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."
by tedmetsfins42 January 21, 2009
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barn pussy

girl got barn pussy
by barn pussy August 11, 2017
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