anal baiter

an anal-baiter is someone who gets off by puting things up their anus to put pressure on the prostate to bust a nut.

an anal baiter is a person who instals a device in there anus to stimulate the prostate to the point of ejaculation

by chopps&key October 1, 2008

BANTER

Word to describe absolute first class humerous bickering and or insulting.

Chav: oy mate u look like a cock
Top lad: shut it you uneducated arse
Chav: hey I've got three btecs u twat
Top lad: I rest my case
BANTER SIR!!

by Lord of the banter February 10, 2012

banter

the descriptin of "having a good time"
can also be used in a variety of forms

banterphenalia
banter inducer
banter reducer

most common form is that of Banter merhant, a purveyor of banter

we had serious banter last night
borris is a banter merchant

by stephen barry April 18, 2005

Benitez

an overweight, middle aged man, who is still a virgin

my friend is still a benitez

by waldo228 September 8, 2009

banter fc

Manchester United

Person 1: OMG, Manchester United lost 3-1 to Crystal Palace
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc

by jimmythelord September 22, 2020

Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Luke: Why are you going home so early? are you using your Spacklock? or are you heading off to get some Bum Javelin action?
James: Go kill yourself.
Luke: Oh James - you are such a Banter Biter.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Banterography

A art of taking a funny or stupid photograph, usually to show to friends on a blog or Facebook etc.

*Jim is a master in banterography, you see those hilarious pics on his blog!?

*Tom really needs to work on his banterography skills.

by Charltzy November 30, 2009