Baltimore Black Beans

first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.

hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022

Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.

Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Baltimore Whirlwind

A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.

Harry and Mark are doing the Baltimore Whirlwind in the other room.

by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025

Baltimore Bombscare

In the midst of receiving a rimjob, the receiver of the ass licking quickly grabs the rimmer by both ears, pulling her forcefully against his asshole and promptly farts in her mouth. Roles/genders can be switched/modified to fit the preferences of both the giver and receiver.

She tried to stick a brush handle up my ass while giving me a rimjob, so I worked up some gas and gave her a Baltimore Bombscare.

by Luckybus March 6, 2017

Baltimore Bow

When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.

My girlfriend was real tired last night so she just gave me a baltimore bow.

by CaptianFartPants December 7, 2021

Baltimore boat wreck

When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.

This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...

by Binky D April 10, 2024