circus balloon

While fucking a woman she queefs and blows air into your dick whole and your cockhead swells up

Fuck, she gave me a circus balloon

by ooooohyaaaaah! April 1, 2010

Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.

Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!

by Jusquisha May 30, 2016

Golden balloon fight

A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night

Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.

by Maginican February 15, 2017

spoff balloon

When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.

I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.

by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017

Babushka baboons

Hi this is another definition for the word above :) We were going to be called failed abortions but we weren't allowed, so we named them the Babushka baboons they are the most legendary band in the wold if you do not like this band name *normal person* you will not like how we act we are crazy and scream for exact reason if you do then your are a wierd person we love theses type of person SO GO BEYOND also bakugos HAWT!!!!!!

*wierd person no. 1* LOOK THERES THE LEGENDARY BAND BABUSHKA BABOONS DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GIVE AN AUTOGRAPH ??
*normal person*No they are horrible

by IAMABABOOSKABABOON November 3, 2020

Blew Balloon

A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.

Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.

by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021

Foreskin balloon

When your fucking a girl (or man) up the ass and they fart on your dick and it blows up your foreskin.

“Hey bro Libby give me a fucking foreskin balloon yesterday it was totally rad!”

by LTayl0rr December 15, 2022