Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

Arse badger

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

by Shayomac February 19, 2017

Badger den

Slang for a vagina

Quick fuck me in the Badger Den.

by Kwitty83 January 24, 2017

Badger Slap

The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.

by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011

Urban badger

An Urban badger, unlike a Rural badger, is a Mature person who is not a: young at heart b: boisterous

The boy jumped onto the others boy back ''You're such a Rural badger'' the Urban badger spoke, wilst looking on the Rural badger with wise eyes

by Tanuki (official) February 17, 2023

backdoor badger

Someone who aggressively loves giving anal to a partner.

Wow, you're such a backdoor badger the way you tore me up last night.

by Nate No Dog November 30, 2022

badger impersonator

A scabby man from the Mansfield or Worksop area with an unhealthy interest in animals.

Arthur Atkinson you dirty badger impersonator, pull up your trousers and get our of my zoo!!!

by punji63 November 30, 2021