The gelatinous, viscous, amalgamation of diarrhea and usually seminal fluid that drips from the anal orifice down to the catholic schoolgirl knee-socks after a romping good round of buttsex.
Teacher: What is 3+3?
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008
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Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.
Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.
Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.
by tedwilli9 September 27, 2008
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A reference to homesexual activity.
Very similar to: mixing your peanut butter, playing dump truck, doing the chocolate cha cha, fishing for brown trout, and dinner mashing.
Very similar to: mixing your peanut butter, playing dump truck, doing the chocolate cha cha, fishing for brown trout, and dinner mashing.
by tv1827 July 27, 2010
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Guy: Last night I was with Brian and I Butt Welded him.
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?
by I.B. Bangin' September 5, 2013
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Sebastian had to email Groupon to cancel his order of a 10-Speed Waterproof Vibrator after he accidently butt bought it.
Liz made a butt buy of 22222 Boosters in Candy Crush Saga.
Liz made a butt buy of 22222 Boosters in Candy Crush Saga.
by phehr May 27, 2014
Get the butt buy mug.Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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by chuckybubbles December 19, 2008
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