butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.

Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.

by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016

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Drop the butter

"drop the butter" means you are getting ready to do something really great because you are so skilled and slick (like butter is slick)

Man, you drop the butter every game with those cold 3-pointers; We're always gonna win when you drop the butter like that.

I thought it would be more difficult making potato salad for the first time, but I'm so smooth I dropped the butter on my first try.

by Vibbe February 10, 2023

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butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.

Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!

by Yield77 January 6, 2015

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Butter window

The moment in time between taking your toast out of the toaster and it being hot enough for the butter to melt over it.

Quick, fetch a knife, you're going to miss the butter window

by toasty-mm November 9, 2010

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gunt butter

the cheesy, oily substance found in the fold underneath the gunt. it is manufactured by the body to trap any unwanted intruders, such as dust mites, crabs, and serial gunt rapists. it can also be used to oil bicycle chains and makes an excellent spread.

"honey, we're out of margarine!"
"i'll be right there with the gunt butter!"

"holy frogshit! the war in iraq hasn't made us any money in the oil economy at all!"
"looks like we'll have to corner the gunt butter market.."

by weird e December 28, 2005

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