Boner Jams '03 

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.

Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."

Boner Jams '03 by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006

Boner downer 

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

Boner downer by bobby_915 February 20, 2011

boner creep

1) When someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a boner.

2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.

1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.

2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.

boner creep by Well, shit. April 21, 2018

boner sniffer 

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."

That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!

boner sniffer by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

boner insurance 

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

boner insurance by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

boner-flex 

Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.

Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.

Dude, what the boner-flex?!

Son of a boner-flex!

boner-flex by Smittalicious October 21, 2014

Boner jaw 

A bitch woman who gives you a hard time.

That boner jaw needs to learn to shut her fucking mouth.

Boner jaw by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019