Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.

Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis August 4, 2025

Gazer Beam

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.

Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.

Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.

"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver

by The Lovdahlinator September 2, 2011

Beamed

To be rapidly and accurately hit by multiple shots from a high recoil, burst, or fast-shooting weapon in a video game, resulting in significant damage or instant death. This often leads to accusations of “aim-botting” due to the improbability of having such precise aim.

1. "This guy just beamed the shit out of me with a SMG!"
2. "This guy is beaming me!aim-botter!"
3. "I just got beamed out of nowhere."
4. “I’m going to beam them as soon as they peek”

by illumiIinaughty June 6, 2024

Beaming

Drunk high buzzed on nicotine and highly caffeinated

Last night me and my buddy were fuckin beaminggg

by LoNGSlOnGSiLvEr420_69 August 17, 2020

Pounding the devil’s support beam

Beating your dick

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!

by MunchiesX October 17, 2020

penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.

She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..

by DDDalso August 23, 2017

the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.

Face the laser piss beam of death you moron

by JackerEgg July 4, 2024