Awkward

The word white women can use to describe anything.

White girl #1: Hi
White girl #2 :OMG u r so totally awkward

by Mel Flippin Gibson January 13, 2014

Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

by PersonWithDiabetes December 20, 2008

awkward tent

a physical sign recognizing that an awkward moment has occured, or warning that a supremely awkward moment may occur if you don't watch out. an awkward tent is made by raising both arms above the head, elbows bent and fingertips touching, forming a "tent" above you. once the awkward tent is made, it has been acknowledged that an awkward moment has indeed occured, and everyone in the room can get on with whatever they were doing.

"Guys, is it weird to get festering red hives. . . down there?" asked Polly, loudly and to the entire dinner table.
Everyone put up their awkward tents.

by OmiOmi August 2, 2006

Awkward Sex Moment

Awkward sex moments happen when watching a film with new friends/parents/anyone and there is a sex scene in it, one which makes everyone watching feel awkward.

TV: Why dont we go over to the bed...
Guy1: Awkward...
Guy2: AWKWARD SEX MOMENT! FAST FORWARD!
TV: Mmmmmm...
Guy1&Guy2: AAAAH! Total "Awkward Sex Moment".

by BrokebackValley September 5, 2009

awkward ratio

An equal number of guys and girls together, in a non-dating situation. The girls make sure it's clear they're unattached to their guy friends in public.

Why didn't Kristen come with you?

She's staying home tonight to preserve the ratio. One more girl and it would be a awkward ratio.

by Tooth Hurty September 12, 2005

Awkward Stalling

When inside a public washroom, when little or no one is occupying the stalls, and someone picks the stall right next to yours.

"Dude, you gave me stage fright with your awkward stalling!"

by Wednesday10 January 18, 2010

award sex

1.) Sexual favors given to a man by his woman after he has attained the status of "winner" in her eyes, such as upon winning a sporting event or being promoted.

2.) The sudden sexual interest a man receives from women after he has won a competition or award, which is often independent of his prior attractiveness.

Jeff: Ashley fucked me silly for three days straight after we won the title.
LJ: Word, there's nothin better than some hot award sex.

by Romeo Foxtrot February 1, 2007