If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing
As seen on the West Wing
by puma1294 June 1, 2010
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"Don't worry, if I don't go to bed now, it won't affect my awakability for the morning."
"Don't worry, if I don't go to bed now, it won't affect my awakability for the morning."
by Jessie01234567 May 8, 2010
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the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.
by the :#r May 12, 2010
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He could be the best person with friends, yet when he meets new people, he's more awkward than a house in your pants. With certain friends, all he does is talk about Star Wars and video games. He was the most awkwardawesome person ever.
by awkwardawesome December 21, 2010
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Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010
Get the Awkwardacity mug.noun. The situation occurring on a narrow footpath where the person ahead of you is walking at a marginally slower pace. Thus when overtaking, there exists an extended and awkward transition period of 5-10 seconds ('awksition' if you will) where you and the overtakee are walking directly alongside one another.
The effect is compounded when the path is deserted but for you and the overtakee, as there is no extraneous noise/action to divert attention from your awkwalk.
For maximum awkwardness, stumbling and falling over while attempting to overtake is recommended.
The effect is compounded when the path is deserted but for you and the overtakee, as there is no extraneous noise/action to divert attention from your awkwalk.
For maximum awkwardness, stumbling and falling over while attempting to overtake is recommended.
Friend: Get home alright last night?
Me: Yeah, it was all g except I had a bit of an awkwalk at the end with some slow-walking dude.
Friend: Dang! I hate that.
Me: Yeah, it was dark and deadly silent too. That 5 second awksition felt like an eternity.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): That is such good observational humor lingo!
Me: Yeah, it was all g except I had a bit of an awkwalk at the end with some slow-walking dude.
Friend: Dang! I hate that.
Me: Yeah, it was dark and deadly silent too. That 5 second awksition felt like an eternity.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): That is such good observational humor lingo!
by 2alluh8ers September 2, 2011
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John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013
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