average

Good Enough to bang after a few beers

So what do you think of her?
well, She's average.
So Would you do her?
Well, if I was drunk and I never had to talk to her again.

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Average Asshole

Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.

Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.

See FuckWagon

I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon

by Aswormboy December 18, 2003

false advertising

A classic move to get a girl to go out with a guy. The guy ask the girl to go out with him and friends they both know (who are in on the scam). Last minute the 'extra' friends say they cannot go, leaving the pair alone.

I used the false advertising trick to get her to go out with me.

by Jesse Curtis November 5, 2006

Hot Asian Alert

When a non-Asian male see's a very attractive female Asian in a public setting, he can then give the "hot Asian alert" to his male companions. This usually consists of a "beew beew beew beew beew" type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. His friends will then know they need to take a gander.

Me and the guys were in a Parisians when Paul spotted an attractive asian woman. He quickly gave the "hot asian alert", and the rest of the guys were quite impressed. Paul was accepted socially for the next couple of days.

by Craig McDouche July 8, 2009

Average Nigga

A nigga who is Broke , Ugly and IRRELEVANT. This typa nigga will say he's none of the above but that's what makes him an Average Nigga 😀

**** just direct messaged you
(Looks in notifications for name)

" oh it's just an average nigga"

by Luhlmah October 12, 2017

Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

Disorder in which one neglect all people who were once important.

Mon: "Hey Jaxx, I'll pick you up after school. Be there!"
Jaxx: "Okay, sounds good."

Mon never shows up, Jaxx is upset.

Mon is suffering from a classic case of Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

by LSDLucy December 15, 2008

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022