Australia

The country where everyone is either on fire, having sex or being killed by a deadly animal. as you tell by that, australia is the best country in the world

"bro its like 40 degrees i'm literally burning"
"are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!"
"suck it up guys thats australia for ya"

by lennøx July 28, 2020

Australia

They come second.
But seconed is 1st place for losers.

1974 out, 1975 well they needed to copy em. Australia!

by There's a stain on your lepel. September 27, 2023

Australia

A place that doesn’t exist

Hey you know about ghosts?
Yeah they are like Australia, they don’t exist.

by Charles schwab November 14, 2018

Australia

Satans playground

“Hey have you been to Australia”

“Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”

by Short bean April 14, 2022

Australia

youtu.be/qpaQp078N-Q

"Have you ever been to Australia?"
"Yeah, and I got to meet Luke and Kevin."

by That guy on UrbanDictionary August 27, 2020

Australia

Oh yes the place where fucked up weird shit happens like losing. a war to a bird

Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?

jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-

Jose: Australia

Jack: oh ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 16, 2021

Australia

best place on earth..... FOR THE FUCKEN WHITE ASSES. they are extremley racist and always cocky asses

person 1: you been to straya?
person 2: yeah bro fucken shitty az australia

by unluggymatausi May 10, 2018