This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug. If you have ever encountered a person named Austin, you'll automatically know that you do not want him to stay around. He is the most self-centered person alive! He is also not very smart or handsome. Of you come across an Austin, I would suggest you dont get too involved in his life.
by ~Annonamous June 21, 2019
Get the Austinmug. Oh look at that typical austin!
by Barking River January 10, 2019
Get the Austinmug. by Prinxcess August 16, 2017
Get the Austinmug. Austin is a guy you'll want to have. he may not be fit per-say but his beauty lies beyond comprehension. Austins won't always be treated nicely but that's only because other people aren't him. Austin is a kind of guy who is loving friendly nice cute and someone you can't let go of Austin is a person who can't be passed by and i'm happy to say i have an Austin in my life
Girl1:gurl! look at that guy
Girl2: that's gotta be an Austin
Girl1: oh yea that's defiantly an Austin!
Girl2: that's gotta be an Austin
Girl1: oh yea that's defiantly an Austin!
by the-one-that-loves May 29, 2018
Get the Austinmug. A little bitch who can't keep his mouth shut. He's got a small dick, but somehow fucks all the hoes. He always cuts people off when they talk and is incredibly rude. DO NOT TRUST HIM HE SUCKS. He says he's not in his hoe phase but I think he definitely still is.
by 1 of austin's hoes September 1, 2017
Get the Austinmug. 