August 15

Your stupid crackhead friend was born in this day so go hug em

You: hey it’s my birthday

Friend: August 15th?
You: ya and I’m a crackhead ay
Friend: *hugs you*

by XThedooristhereX November 2, 2019

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August 22

It’s national bad bitch day for bitches who aren’t bad but they’re bad, you know? These are the bitches with lil booties that jiggle and clap when they go downstairs after just getting out the shower. These are the bitches who ain’t got a fatty but got a f- okay lemme stop.

“Dayummmmmmm!!!! She born on August 22? Lemme hop on this real quick cause ion like big bitches, but I like big bitches. You feel me?”

by theytrynaeatcrack October 16, 2019

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august

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

You look August tonight my love!

by John Swarton April 3, 2008

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August 25

"The biggest event in internet history"

Guy 1: What're you gonna on August 25th?
Guy 2: Probably gonna watch some Youtubers kick the crap out of each other

by Maladicus August 3, 2018

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August 7

08/07 is eat a palm tree leaf day!

Johnny: oh boy! Its eat a palm tree day!
Teacher: Okay kids, lets go outside and feast!
Teacher: Don't forget to share kids!
Johnny: I love August 7th!

by lovelykaren:) October 17, 2019

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