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alasteon

A famous twitter user who's been around in the internet since 7 years ago. Everyone thinks that, Alasteon looks like Hideo Kojima's Alter Ego because of his face design.

He's a dumb Multi-Fandom guy, nothing special about it.
"Basically the dumb version of Jamezietocool & Vegito1089."

"oh my god- this game kinda looks like dragon ball raging blast 2" (alasteon talking about how soulshatters is raging blast 2 but it's NOT.)

famous twitter user alasteon.
by thea1aste0n January 17, 2021
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Alaskan Drip Cake

The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.
"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "
by Ricky Diamond August 19, 2021
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Alastor

This is a guy who's always gonna have your back. Caring, charming, and VERY sexual LMAO. Take care of him and he'll take care of you. Loves his homies with all his heart and ABSOULUTLY will fight for them.

This is a dumbass who falls in love with Tauruses. Take care of him and please love him.
A: WTF is Alastor doing?
B: Beating some guy up. Apparently some guy called his best friend ugly.
A: Ohhh. BEAT HIS ASS ALASTOR
by Mr.Online November 21, 2021
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The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline
Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.
by William Roberts January 5, 2020
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Alaskan Twins

When siblings are born 9 months apart
That’s Alaskan Twins for you. Born 9 months apart, the are twins at the heart.
by realnigga97 January 19, 2021
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alasken pipeline

When a woman takes a dump in a condom then places it into the freezer for a later time to pound her snatch with it.
Holly Anne sure loves to do the alasken pipeline on her new web cam.
by stevenpeedonyourface June 5, 2009
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