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assdick

Adj.
1. A compound word containing the words "ass" and "dick." When put together, it means to be the ultamite form of an idiot, jerk off, or jack ass.
2. It can also be used as an expression of excitement.
3. More commonly, it is randomly screamed out to make people look.
1. "Wow I can't believe he was going out with five other girls," said Sydney to Felicia. "He is such an assdick!"

2. "Assdick!" I yelled as the kid knocked my glass over.

3. ASSDICK! Wait what?
by sydneyg February 23, 2009
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Bashar al-Assad

The president of the Syrian Arab Republic. Has managed to survive 5 years of the Syrian War and regain most of the populated areas of the country because of a fair degree of support amongst most groups of the Syrian population.

Opposed by western interests, destructive Gulf states and their puppets on the ground.

As a reformer, under his rule the Syrian economy steadily improved before the onset of the war. Several steps on the way to democracy were also taken such as a multi-party system in the Syrian Parliament, however strangely enough some western observers still claim the country would be better off governed by the allies of the Syrian branch of al-Qaeda even though they strongly oppose democracy as a western invention.
Phrase used by the supports of Bashar al-Assad and the Syrian government:
Allah, Souriya, Bashar ou bas!
by GreenBus November 20, 2016
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Assem

a very tall, beautiful, poised Arabian man that makes girls' dreams come true with his sensitivity, respect, humility, intelligence, culture and willingness to converse. his mind and soul give claires hope for the future of humanity and their own genetic material. he is wonderful in ALL aspects and leaves NOTHING to be desired. he is something to look forward to at the end of every day.
Damn that guy is hot ,he looks like Assem
Mueen was enjoying every second with Assem.
by Saudi Arabian March 17, 2020
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asjed

Asjeds are like Will Smith
by daper January 16, 2014
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who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.
That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"
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The Guy Who Asked Story

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

Like for part 2!
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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Ased

He is so good. He should be Ased
by Ranger boy 2019 August 17, 2018
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