International White-Ass Day

It is celebrated on the 27th April, every year.

Everyone with a white ass can celebrate!

Show your butt on this day before you'll take too much tan..

Today is April 27th, what do we celebrate?
Of course the International White-Ass Day!

by pumpxcradle April 27, 2023

ass pic day

when you can get an ass pic sent to you for free

You know it is national ass pic day, so I think you know what to do

by shawtyboo12355 May 20, 2022

Ass pic day

National send ass pic day

Get a girl with the nicest ass and tell them it’s national ass pic day

Today is November 11

So?
It’s national ass pic day
Oh then lucky u

by 5875368 November 11, 2020

Bite ass day

On October 7th any guy can go over to any girl and bite her ass hard and they can’t say anything about it !

Hey babe! Its Bite Ass Day, I like your butt cheeks, they look juicy

*bites down hard on her ass*

by User123;4 October 03, 2020

Weak ass day

Larsen press with like 3 accessories

Bro I got a weak ass day today

by Dn28 May 11, 2023

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024