National Grab Ass Day

Walk up to anyone and grab some ass

“Bored just grab some ass why not its national grab ass day”

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

Best way to catch a case or get suspended

Yo is national grab ass day, you know what im doing first period

Bro, youre a retard, i gurantee jailtime

by FineCreation April 12, 2019

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018

National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day

Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.

1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."

by MiqKir August 17, 2024

Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024