Ash Wednesday

In Christian tradition, the first day of the 40-day season of Lent, which recalls the last days spent on earth by Jesus.

I gave up wearing nice socks for Lent, so my feet have been uncomfortable since Ash Wednesday.

by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

webmonkey ash

webmaster for weebl and bob

hello webmonkey ash

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

ash--tray

The most pointless and unwanted piece of trash on planet earth.

ash--tray, you dyke!

by MeritsOfHonor February 10, 2008

Jew-ash

A really cool way to say Jewish. It will soon replace the traditional Jewish in all media, print materials, adn in other zoom ways.

Non-Jewish person: You're Jew-ash.
Jewish person: That's a cool way to say Jewish man.

by soupnazi710 August 29, 2005

ash a nut

v. to jerk off into an ashtray
action. while a girl is giving you head and you're smoking a cigarette, tilt her head back and drop the cigarette in her mouth and then bust a nut in it

"Yo, Bobby is going to ash a nut into that Campus Smoker's Center!!"

by 2 Cool Guys and Some Bitch September 25, 2007

ash-hole

1. A prolapse, dryskinned, steaming freshly destructed anus.

2. Someone who looks like a total toughguy, but his name is really Ashley.

1. Dude, that guy just turned your sisters rear into an ashhole. Wow....

2. What isn't that Ashhole helping out?

by Suffokate April 20, 2005

ash party

taking the party to the highest level.
The ultimate of all bachelor parties.

Me: I heard there was a slamming ash party up in Montreal.
Bob: Yeah that shit was untouchable, unfugable and unfallable.

Tim: Hey dude, what happened at that ash party?
Dave: The boys took the ole captain out and made sure his sail got raised, mast got rode and ship got docked in port.

by cocaptain June 24, 2006