by R1 April 10, 2003
Get the arse burgersmug. The British or Commonwealth English counterpart of the American English "smart ass" (probably the form in which it was invented, before being borrowed back into British English).
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
"Oh, Alice, you're such a smart ass."
"Actually, Bob, I would prefer to be insulted using the correct, British English pronunciation: 'smart arse'."
"But, Alice, I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants."
"Actually, Bob, I would prefer to be insulted using the correct, British English pronunciation: 'smart arse'."
"But, Alice, I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants."
by Osric_of_O February 7, 2010
Get the smart arsemug. by tommad86 September 27, 2007
Get the rat arsedmug. 
One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.
by Ross February 10, 2002
Get the arse jammermug. The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.
by Lee J Graham September 22, 2008
Get the arse cressmug. 1. The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.
2. Soreness or numbness of the ass from prolonged sitting.
2. Soreness or numbness of the ass from prolonged sitting.
1.
"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"
"Shut up, bum arse."
2.
"Dude, been sitting on the couch for 3 days straight."
"Wow, you must have a real bum arse!"
"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"
"Shut up, bum arse."
2.
"Dude, been sitting on the couch for 3 days straight."
"Wow, you must have a real bum arse!"
by bum arse October 16, 2009
Get the bum arsemug.