the act of a sexual partner half pushing a stool out of the rectum, with out fully snapping it off, the other partner proceeds to simulate a blowjob on said facal matter
by Arizona cliffhanger May 19, 2014
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A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.
by enfant terrible April 19, 2023
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by Slimthicc23 January 20, 2020
Commonly known as HELL where the temperatures can reach about 128 degrees Fahrenheit. (I don't know Celcius I'm American)
by Who's this GRAIN character? April 24, 2020
The worst place you can live.
Hot for no reason
Worst drivers
Slowest people
and so much more
Them Hispanics are *chefs kiss*
Hot for no reason
Worst drivers
Slowest people
and so much more
Them Hispanics are *chefs kiss*
by bra-nay March 01, 2022