Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. These are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson

When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.

Guy 1: Dude its happening!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

apocalypse

The end of the world. See also apoopalypse

When fire rained down from the sky, we feared that it was a sign of the apocalypse

by ram March 1, 2005

apocalypse sex

Quite simply, it's having sexual activity with someone, anyone when you just KNOW Armegeddon is arriving, and I mean really FAST.

1. In the comedy movie "Spies Like Us", 2 stumblebum agents played by Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd along with a female agent also hired by the U.S. military (Dan's real-life wife Donna Dixon) tangle with a Soviet Army team at a Soviet ICBM launch team. In the process the nuclear missile gets launched by mistake. Everyone there whether they be from the U.S.A. or the U.S.S.R thinks that this error will spark the nuclear suicide of planet Earth so everyone decides to have apocalypse sex when the end comes. Dan motions for Donna to enter his tent nearby, she smiles and joins him. Chevy Chase gestures for a female Russkie beauty to be his death partner, she joins him. The remaining 2 in the group are both Russian men - one grins like a child. Yeah I know - a dopey old homophobic joke about foreigners - hyuk hyuk. The ICBM malfunctions in the sky anyway.

2. The Tears For Fears song "Famous Last Words" is about a romantic couple being together when nuclear doomsday is imminant. The song doesn't say if the two are having apocalypse sex, however.

3. Apocalypse sex is what happens when two lovers hold on each other tight at the end of the world. On the other hand, on an episode of M*A*S*H*, a TV show set during the Korean War, Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce and Major "Hot Lips" Hoolahan, who normally can't stand each other, are trapped in a shelter during intense bombing and they have a sort of "apocalypse sex" because they fear they won't survive the night's shelling.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 2, 2011

Fangirl Apocalypse

When you are surrounded by idiot girls talking about their favorite celebs, music, etc. until they freaking explode.

Oh my god! They just went to a concert last night. Prepare for the fangirl apocalypse!

by Just That Random March 28, 2015

Apocalypsing

To treat your relationship too seriously

He is Apocalypsing his relationship.

by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

apocaphillia

The tendency to be attracted to apocalyptic subject matter.

"Road Warrior is my idea of apocaphillia."

by Dan E. Twedt January 9, 2008

apocalepsy

Apocalepsy is a mental, emotional or physical state that results from people's belief in apocalyptic foretelling, such as the Apocalypse. The state is noted by mental and/or physical rigidity, or convulsions with loss of rational thought, along with the inability to recognize alternative explanations for the fate of the world. Evidence of apocalepsy is found when large numbers of people adapt their behavior to calendar dates foretelling the end of the world, the coming of aliens, the coming of God or other metaphysical spirits, and often coincide with the writings of a religious sage or ancient author, such as Nostradamus or the Mayan calendar. Its frequency and intensity vary with social unrest, economic upheaval, and other situations where people think major, calamitous changes are the likeliest solution for the state of the world. This condition usually subsides among the afflicted individuals once the appointed date passes.

Those folks at the revival tent go through fits of apocalepsy every time a new preacher predicts the end times.

by Dr.Funkenbass January 2, 2012